We use a simple “out of 5” rating criteria for all reviews. We feel this is the clearest, simplest representation of overall quality. However, we do not use “.5” or “halves”, as we think this gets messy and makes it that much harder for readers to understand the final score.
That’s not meant to be patronising. We’d just rather everyone reading the site leaves with a clear understanding of how we feel about a game, with no room for confusion.
Here is a breakdown of our scores and their meanings:
Bottom line: a game with this rating is a waste of
your time and money.
decent ideas, but the execution misses the mark and
the game falls short.
absolutely worth playing, but it’s a flawed package
with a couple of mis-
experience, with plenty of reasons to invest. Even
if it’s just shy of greatness.
with this rating comes highly recommended, and is
pretty much close to perfect.
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Editor Jay Tee has been talking about and playing games since Primary School, and has a long history of journalistic, opinion based writing. Thanks to his best friend, Mike Hazleton, Jay Tee was able to pursue his childhood dream of writing about the very medium he adored so much.
He became Sub Editor to Mike’s The Gaming Shack Network (TGSN.co.uk) for over 10 years. The website achieved a great deal, with review code support from big publishers like EA and Ubisoft, regular trips to press only events in London (including the BAFTA’s), and interviews with developers from Team Ninja, LucasFilm, and Ubisoft Red Storm Entertainment.
This new venture will take on board all the lessons learned from those incredibly enjoyable years; we will evolve over time, and we hope you enjoy our content. JTGA is only for everyone.
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TARP knows best.
There are times when the world of words is not enough. That’s where Tarp Badges come into play. At the end of every JTGA preview or review, the writer will assign any number of specific Tarp Badges that best describes their [actual or likely] experience with a game.
The idea is to represent important parts of any given title with an easily digestible metric. The added visual flair also brings a bit of colour to written pages, as our site is designed to make well written content look interesting.
Here is a breakdown of Tarp Badges and how they are earned:
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This page contains a brief history of the site, a general overview of our review policy, and an explanation of the TARP badges, our ‘Totally Accurate Rating Platform’.
The BEST WITH FRIENDS badge is earned if a game is significantly more fun playing with people you know, either in campaign or online.
The PICK UP AND PLAY badge is for when a game is better suited to brief, impromptu sessions that give a quick blast of escapism.
The LONE WOLF badge tells you that a particular game can only be played, or is more enjoyable, when
you’re flying solo.
The DEEP DIVE badge is a heads up that what you’re about to play is a huge undertaking, and best enjoyed in extended periods.
The LEARNING CURVE badge is awarded if you’ll need to allow a fair bit of time in
order to fully
grasp the controls.
The SCEPTICAL FACE badge is for when a game doesn’t leave a strong first impression. Perhaps more
time is needed to decide?
The LEFT FIELD badge is awarded when a game surprises us by being really good and it hadn’t previously been on our radar.
The HMM… FIREWORKS badge is earned when a game features excellent particle, lighting, or atmospheric effects.
The SMALL FRY badge is for a title from a smaller development team that is absolutely worth your time and should not be ignored.
The LOBBY LAG badge is for when the multiplayer side of things is lacking features, and/or runs very poorly.
The SLICK RICK badge is earned when the soundtrack, effects, and / or overall audio design is fantastic across the board.
The COUCH MADNESS badge is awarded when a game nails split/same screen gameplay.
The HOMEBOY badge is for the kind of game that is perfect for playing at home, AND when you’re on the go.
The MILO & KATE badge is for a game that we don’t think will look the same from reveal to release, or perhaps even see the light of day…
The SHOVELWARE badge is for something that feels rushed, or launches without key features that would have made a big difference.
The TRANSPORTER BUFFER badge is for a game that requires you to carefully manage your inventory and supplies.
The JUST ONE MINUTE MAN badge is for a game that keeps making you come back for just one more go.
The TOO MANY TARPS badge is awarded when a game has a lot of content, but no real substance or depth.
The JUMPED THE TARP badge is for a game that has had one too many sequels, and should be radically rebooted or retired completely.
The 1, 2, DITCH badge is for a game that has been poorly explained and/or received a lot of bad press.
The BOOGEYMAN TWO badge is for a game with a collection of strong, varied enemies to face.
The SEA OF THIEVES badge is for a co-
The WEAPON DROP badge is for a game that features superb weapon / item design.
The SHODDY CODDY badge is for a game includes mechanics or controls that just don’t feel right.
The TROLLOLOL badge is for a game with sudden spikes in difficulty.
The WAGGLE YOUR LIPS badge is for a game with terrible pacing and/or too often takes control away from the player.
The KABOOM! badge is for a game that has excellent explosions (with Halo 1 frag grenades being the gold standard).
The POM POM EXPERIENCE badge is earned when a game produces numerous great anecdotes or stories.
The QUANTUM OF SOLACE badge is for a game that is played (or should be played) by Mike Hazleton.
The DEALBREAKER badge is for a game where one or two crucial mis-
The SARU’S GANGLIA badge is for a game that does a great job of immersing you in its world.
The WII SPORTS badge is for a game that even non-
The BUFF TING badge is for a game that has an excessive number of patches, or requires a huge day 1 update.
The LEAVES ON THE LINE badge is for a game where awkwardly placed geometry and/or bad level design causes you to get unintentionally stuck.
The DISCO TECH badge is for a mini game compilation or party game that’s (perhaps surprisingly) really good!
The DIGITAL FOUNDRAJON badge is for a game that pushes technical boundaries with cutting edge presentation.
The ATOUBA badge is for a game that features a loveable character (or characters).
The IT WORKS SO WELL badge is for a game with characters you’re truly invested in.
The CLONE WARS badge is for a game with lots of repeated character models.
The SKYPE RINGTONE badge is for a game with a catchy soundtrack that you can’t help but love.
The LAWBREAKERS badge is for a game that is unlikely to get long term player support.
The EPIC RESPAWN badge is for a game with superb post launch developer support.
The JACK CARVER badge is for a game with stereotypical or unimaginative characters.
The ROMULAJON badge is for a game that is played (or should be played) by
The BLEEDING EYES badge is for a game where bump mapping doesn’t happen as often as you might think…
The BEN’S PISS CUP badge is for inexcusably lazy game design that both confuses and infuriates.
The TEN DAY RETURNS badge is for a game so disappointing you wish you could get your money back.
… MORE TARPS WILL BE ADDED SOON!
The KITCHEN SINK badge is an indication of a game that is
bursting at the seams with content (either on disc or DLC).
The BAM! DONE! badge lets you know that within minutes of picking up the controller, you can play this like a pro.
The HOT POTATO badge makes a really clear statement: this
game is making waves, and it’s
definitely worth a look.
The BARREL OF LAUGHS badge is for when a game boasts a keen, sharp wit and several laugh out loud moments.
The BIG STINKER badge is awarded when a huge AAA budget title turns out to be a letdown that leaves us feeling cold.
The BOOTS ON THE GROUND badge is for a game you need to play as soon as possible. Don’t leave this one for your backlog!
The CAPTAIN KEYES badge is for a game that has memorable, well written characters that leave a lasting impression.
The LAME WAD badge is used in the event a game has particularly bad dialogue or cheesy voice acting that distracts from the story.
The IT’S A TARP! badge is awarded when a game offers a real challenge, in single player and/or multiplayer.
The ON ME! JONESY! badge is earned when getting into a multiplayer game is quick and easy, with a robust matchmaking / party system.
The BREACH ON ZULU badge is awarded for a game that consistently demands intelligent strategy / tactics.
The PICK N’ MIX badge is awarded for a game that has a wide variety of things to do, or continually presents new mechanics / ideas.
The SCRATCH THAT RASH badge is for a game you should take a risk on. You might love it!
The YOSHI’S EYELIDS badge is for a game where the facial animation leaves much to be desired…
The BREAK THE TARGETS badge is for a game that has excellent side quests and/or optional missions and activities.
The YAR! BEARS! badge is for a game that is played (or should be played) by Adam Burleigh.
The PUMPKIN LOOK badge is for a game where the art style, graphics, and/or presentation are on top form.
The FALCO FEEL badge is earned when the gameplay mechanics, controls, and/or learning curve feel just right.
The POPPY SOUND badge is for a game where the music, sound effects, and/or dialogue are superb.
The FADING CIRCLE badge is for a game with extremely poor environmental interactivity and/or object physics.
The SCRIPT SUPERVISOR badge is for a game with incredibly quotable dialogue.
The BEVERLY badge is for a game so good that it would make even Jean-
The OOKLA badge is for a game with inconsistent server performance and/or frequent lag.
The LOOT ON THE ROOT badge is for a game with lots of different collectibles, items, and other bits and pieces.
The OOBLEH! badge is for a game that has a dodgy or inconsistent framerate.
The JASON DUFNER badge is for a game with a limited choice of playable characters.
The CONGLOMERATE badge is for a game where characters frequently clip through surfaces.
The CLOONEY badge is for a game with outstanding character design.
The TEARS OF BORE badge is for a series that just needs a break. Please. Just stop.
The NOOB COMBO badge is for a game that lacks balance in multiplayer.
The SPIDERWICK CHRONICLES badge is for a game that unnecessarily restricts co-
The MOLYNEUX’S LIES badge is for a game which fails to deliver on basic promised features.
The ROLL THE DICE badge is for a game surrounded by easily avoidable controversy.
The THEY’VE FU**ED IT badge is for a game that really should have been so much better…
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